In order to make our performance software more accessible we have decided to update our warranty and reset our pricing. Feedback that we’ve gathered indicates that the majority of consumers in the performance-tuning community don’t really care about matching warranty, only price and performance. We’ve also learned that some auto manufactures will do anything to get out of their warranty responsibility, including breaking the law, tampering with evidence, and treating clients like garbage that have modified their vehicle.
Our new 2022 pricing allows you the consumer a direct comparison of power per dollar with other flash tunes. All three manufactures that we support with our software, BMW, Mercedes-Benz, and Porsche will have the same lifetime warranty on our software alone without consequential damages. Take into consideration that you don’t have to send your DME anywhere, Noelle produces much more power than anyone else, you will gain maximum power with just software without the need for any expensive hard-parts, and you have the best dealer network of specialist that will take care of you and your vehicle.
Noelle Performance is and always has been the best flash performance software you can buy, period. Karl-Otto Noelle is the Godfather of flash tuning. We would never put our name on sub-standard “piggy-back” units, either we tune correctly or not at all. As of 2019 you can by Noelle software directly from the actual software creator via our authorized dealer network. Don’t waste your time and money with sub-par, piggy-back trickery, get the best for your vehicle with a true flash tune that out performs all others. Now that we’ve addressed the market on price and warranty, you have no excuses not to get the very best performance for your buck. You’re welcome!
About Noelle Performance
Noelle Performance USA – Noelle Performance has a long successful history with founder Karl-Otto Noelle who, unbeknownst to many, is one of the founders of BMW tuning. Much of his talents were used as head engine development engineer at world renowned ALPINA, manufacturers of exclusive automobiles, until he decided to go down his own autobahn with Noelle Motors / Performance. No longer supplying some of the biggest BMW, Mercedes-Benz, and Porsche tuning houses around the world with software or hardware solutions, Noelle Performance is now coming to you directly via a network of the best independent BMW, Mercedes-Benz, and Porsche shops in North America! You can find a Noelle Performance independent BMW, Mercedes-Benz, and Porsche tuning dealer near you at noelleperformance.com.
LIQUI MOLY USA – CANADA
1801 E. Edinger Ave, Suite 255A
Santa Ana, CA 92705 USA
Kyle P. van Hoften
Partnership Enables Both Companies to Test Products and Continue Proving Quality.
Irvine, CA, USA, September 2, 2020: LIQUI MOLY USA/Canada and Noelle Performance are pleased to announce a technical partnership between the two automotive companies effective September 15, 2020. Noelle Performance offers high performance software for all new BMWs, creating increased performance and demands on the engine that require the best oil. This technical partnership makes it possible for Noelle Performance and LIQUI MOLY to continue collaboratively testing their products and prove quality.
Like LIQUI MOLY oils and additives, Noelle’s software is developed in Germany in conjunction with partners in Germany, capitalizing on years of history with Karl Otto Noelle and his years with BMW Tuning. While many LIQUI MOLY motor oils are developed with BMW and other manufacturers’ approval parameters, optimum performance and efficiency are always considered. With Noelle’s performance improvements, it is imperative the motor oil keeps up with the demands on the engine and other aspects of the vehicle.
“LIQUI MOLY is a proven motor oil company made in Germany,” Dewey Thomas, co-founder of Noelle Performance, said. “We know LIQUI MOLY oils have BMW approvals and we also have seen these same products perform at peak levels in our high-performance development vehicles, some with well over 100,000 miles. This technical partnership with LIQUI MOLY will enable Noelle to continue advancing our performance software solutions with the confidence that optimum performance will be supported while maintaining the reliability we and our clients expect.”
“This partnership between LIQUI MOLY and Noelle Performance is a natural fit,” Sebastian Zelger, LIQUI MOLY North America CEO, said. “Both companies speak for performance and both companies’ results speak for themselves. We appreciate testing our products in the most rigorous environments to demonstrate how effective our products can be in all situations automotive, powersports, and marine owners and shops encounter. It is also a significant advantage for LIQUI MOLY to partner with and support a company like Noelle that develops products specifically for maximum performing, daily driven BMWs. The Noelle Performance Dealer Network is constantly growing. We are proud to partner with such a thriving, high-end performance car company and are committed to sharing technology and knowledge we will develop around oils and additives for each of the Noelle dealer locations.”
Consumers have long appreciated what Noelle Performance can do for their vehicles. Mishel Kesheshian brought his BMW F90 M5 to Bullet Performance in Costa Mesa, CA for the Noelle touch. “Pushing 850 horsepower and 740 lb-ft of torque made me think we really need to have some quality lubricants in there,” Mishel explained. “Noelle and Bullet knew it, too, and recommended we use LIQUI MOLY with the Noelle Performance tune on my BMW F90 M5. It has been fantastic ever since day one!”
About LIQUI MOLY USA – Canada
LIQUI MOLY USA – Canada is a subsidiary of LIQUI MOLY GmbH, a global motor oil and additive company based in Germany selling products in more than 150 countries. LIQUI MOLY offers more than 4,000 items globally covering automotive, powersports, commercial vehicles, boats and watercraft and more. LIQUI MOLY USA – Canada is actively involved in motorsports in numerous capacities highlighted by teams in IMSA USA and IMSA Canada, TC America and Trans AM. For more information, visit www.liqui-moly.us.
About Noelle Performance
Noelle Performance USA – Noelle Performance has a long successful history with founder Karl-Otto Noelle who, unbeknownst to many, is one of the founders of BMW tuning. Much of his talents were used as head engine development engineer at world renowned ALPINA, manufacturers of exclusive automobiles, until he decided to go down his own autobahn with Noelle Motors / Performance. No longer supplying some of the biggest BMW tuning houses around the world with software or hardware solutions, Noelle Performance is now coming to you directly via a network of the best independent BMW shops in North America! You can find a Noelle Performance independent BMW tuning dealer near you at noelleperformance.com.
There is a lot of misinformation out there pertaining to Chassis Dynamometer testing of BMWs. We want to set the record straight, so here are the FACTS:
Modern Turbo Charged BMW’s create massive amounts of heat. This heat must be dispersed in a manner that satisfies all electronic temperature sensors. Basically, the air mass and volume must match the vehicle speed for proper cooling. This means that real world conditions MUST be emulated during the test, that includes proper air flow and volume, proper calibration of the test equipment, all doors and engine hood must be CLOSED!
Most roller dyno facilities do not have adequate cooling fans that can provide this amount of air. Most use high velocity fans such as used in construction. These fans cannot provide the necessary mass and volume of air needed for proper cooling of all systems. Therefore, during the test, the factory protection parameters in the software will reduce power to protect the drivetrain from damage. Noelle Performance does NOT remove or tamper with these protections, that is why our software does not void warranty.
Almost every tuner, be it by software or piggyback, that we’ve seen removes or block these protections because that is the only way they can make power.
The only way to be certain that a dyno test is valid, all data from the engine control, transmission control, electronic diff control must be logged and evaluated to ensure that none of the protection protocols were enacted due to environmental conditions such as lack of air flow.
Dyno calibration is another huge problem. In reality, the dyno must be calibrated after so many runs. Very few facilities perform these complicated calibrations due to time cost and lack of knowledge further invalidating the test results.
We categorically reject ANY dyno test where no data logging was done due to the fact that the dyno test in itself is flawed and inaccurate. Secondly, we will void our warranty on any Noelle tuned vehicle that was dyno tested unless all data logging info is provided as well as proof that the facility can provide the needed air for cooling due to the risk of damage to the drivetrain. Such facilities are very rare, and testing is expensive.
We have provided a video and data from a proper dyno test done in a German Government certified testing facility. This facility is used by many Auto manufacturers as an independent
3rd party for data verification, so the testing they do is certified, accurate and done right. The Video and data sheets are available on our web site.
These are the engineering FACTS pertaining to roller or chassis dyno testing. Any engineer with the proper education and training can and will confirm these facts. What some “key board engineer” on some web site or message board says is of no interest to us and is fake news.